Sushi anyone?

You remember last fall when gas prices were in friggin orbit, and Manny was giving us the full Gordon Gecko monty? "Gas is up, and so am I," I believe was the quote by the loch head monster.

Well, now that gas is like half what it was then, and everybody and their grandmother is outta work, and fat cat bankers are pulling outta their naming rights deals with certain New York teams (that suck), I'm wondering if that sharkmeister Scott Boras is gonna stop playing chicken with the Dodgers and advise Manny that being Manny—in this particular instance—means not being so Manny. I doubt it.

In which case, I got 4 words for those two bozos: Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters.

Sayonara, baby.